An X user might have just come up with the best — if not, the most hilarious — scam of 2023. It involves a call for sperm donors, 23andme, and a lot of excited unvaxxed blue-eyed white men.
The scammer goes by the X handle Stela or @ms_kaffeinated, and she starts by posting that her friend is looking for a sperm donor — with very specific qualifications, and an emphasis on how her friend only wants “natural insemination” and will not do IVF.
Hello twitter peeps!
— STELA (@ms_kaffeinated) November 6, 2023
My friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxxed sperm donor!
Her requirements are:
-Blue eyed, white
-5”11 or taller
-Std free
-No jewish or african ancestry
-Follows a healthy, meat focused diet
MUST be natural insemination she will NOT do IVF
DM me!
Stela has been baiting white supremacists for a while — or at least since August when the account was started. The user’s posts, which are a mix of thirst traps, musings about tall white antisemitic unvaxxed men, what real men should be like, and Tristan Tate retweets, invite the perfect following for the scam.
The tweet naturally got a lot of attention, and many unvaxxed blue-eyed white men wanted more details. So Stela followed up with photos and a description of her friend “Elizabeth.” And of course, she turns out to be beautiful, and the offer just keeps getting better.
Hello again twitter peeps!✨✨
— STELA (@ms_kaffeinated) November 7, 2023
Okayy her details are:
-German/Swedish Ancestry
-2 Body count (Celibate past 2.5 yrs)
-23 yrs old
-Unvaxxed
-Meat focused diet, supplements D3 and K2
-Will have support of grandmother and younger brother
The insemination MUST be natural, in… https://t.co/ZC9lrzI8zQ pic.twitter.com/zwfPFbBQxB
The catch? Applicants had to take a DNA test — that they could conveniently get through a 23andMe link from Stela — to prove their ancestry. The link goes to the scammer’s 23andMe referral program account, and each test bought through it earned her $20.
She even shares a video of the applicants. There were a lot.
i would like to just say THANK YOU to all the sperm donor candidate applications.
— STELA (@ms_kaffeinated) November 9, 2023
Im overwhelmed with the amount of support, and Lizzie is INCREDIBLY happy
In FACT, we have already found her suitor! and he's booked his flight to Vermont!! 🥳🥳
This app truly is a Godsend, and… https://t.co/ZC9lrzI8zQ pic.twitter.com/3moInd3DUC
And just two days later, she was kind enough to share updates about “The Bull” or the winning “applicant.”
ITS HAPPENED! A heroic performance from Eric (although rather speedy)
— STELA (@ms_kaffeinated) November 9, 2023
He will be sticking around for aftercare and two more rounds over the coming few days.
Lizzie feels like the luckiest woman alive getting his pure aryan seed
All is well here folks ❤️
The “applicants” were either too embarrassed to raise outrage over the scam or are still blissfully thinking they just didn’t get the rose at the racist Bachelorette. The photos used for “Elizabeth” have since been taken down and users have also added Context to the post featuring her and The Bull.
As for Stela, she’s already started her next project.
Our 3rd Hymen Regrowth Retreat is OPEN FOR BOOKING!!!
— STELA (@ms_kaffeinated) November 30, 2023
HRR is run by Shaman Tyler who has been guiding women back into her Divine Virginity for over 15 yrs.
-He does this over the course of a 5 day retreat,
-where all participating women go through strenuous non-sexual… pic.twitter.com/sq3W9iMBjx
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